{"product_id":"blue-christmas-balls-nick-spalding-9781493588374","title":"Blue Christmas Balls","description":"One man. Three women. Twelve days to achieve Yuletide sexual glory  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Christmas is coming and Matt Bunion is on a mission. Somehow, he's made the huge mistake of remaining a virgin well into his twenties - a grievous error he fully intends to rectify before the Queen's speech starts. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e But it's not going to be easy... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e What with strange requests to molest living room furniture, painfully inserted action figures, and an extremely festive lady of the night, Matt will be lucky to reach Boxing Day with his pride and manhood still intact. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e From the best-selling author of LOVE... FROM BOTH SIDES comes the laugh-out-loud story of one man's quest to make this Christmas go with a bang.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Nick Spalding\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1493588370\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781493588374\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/25\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 114\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.36lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.24d","brand":"Nick Spalding","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43985845387519,"sku":"9781493588374","price":5.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_cbc601ec-9be9-4184-81d2-0e4a5ddcf22d.jpg?v=1683279877","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/blue-christmas-balls-nick-spalding-9781493588374","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}