{"product_id":"book-of-excuses-arne-reodique-9798315699859","title":"Book of Excuses: Why You Suck At Golf: It's Not You: Best Excuses for Golfers Struggling with Swings, Caddies, and Course Challenges","description":"\u003cb\u003eBook of Excuses - Why You Suck At Golf: It's Not You\u003c\/b\u003eHilarious Reasons Your Golf Game is a Disaster (But Definitely Not Your Fault!) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGolf is hard. But is it really your fault? Absolutely not! That's where the Book of Excuses comes in-your trusty companion for blaming everything except your swing. Whether you're slicing into the trees, missing 3-foot putts, or hitting more sand than fairway, this book provides excuses so good, they might even sound legit. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is part of the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series, and this volume is dedicated to helping you explain away every terrible shot, lost ball, and disastrous round. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eHOW TO USE: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSTEP 1\u003c\/b\u003e - Hold the book in your hands. Accept that you are not the problem.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSTEP 2\u003c\/b\u003e - Close your eyes and think about your latest golf disaster.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSTEP 3\u003c\/b\u003e - Flip to a random page. Trust in fate (or your need for a confidence boost).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSTEP 4\u003c\/b\u003e - Read your excuse aloud with conviction. Bonus points if your golf buddies actually believe you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eUse with caution-some excuses are pure genius, while others may require a straight face and zero shame. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eEXCUSE EXAMPLE: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"My golf instructor wears joggers, has a whistle, and keeps calling me 'champ'.\"\u003cbr\u003e(\u003ci\u003eClearly\u003c\/i\u003e, that's why my swing isn't improving.) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWHAT'S INSIDE?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✔ A hilarious collection of golf excuses - Blame the clubs, the course, the weather, the alignment of the planets-anything but yourself!\u003cbr\u003e✔ Perfect comeback material - Next time someone critiques your swing, flip open this book and fire back with a rock-solid excuse.\u003cbr\u003e✔ BONUS: Free Scorecards Included! - Because even with all these excuses, you still need to keep track of your strokes (no matter how painful).\u003cbr\u003e✔ Part of the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series - Collect them all to cover every golf-related predicament! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWHO IS THIS BOOK FOR?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe perfect gift for golfers - Great for dads, brothers, uncles, husbands, golf buddies, or anyone who refuses to take responsibility for their game.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA hilarious gag gift or prank - Surprise your golf pals with a book full of excuses they wish they had thought of.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA fun giveaway or tournament prize - A fantastic addition to golf events, charity raffles, or club competitions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is just one book in the \u003cb\u003eBook of Excuses: Golf Edition series\u003c\/b\u003e-so whether you need excuses for a bad score, skipping work to play, buying new clubs, or why you carry five extra balls per round, there's a book for every situation! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo go ahead-grab your copy today and never take the blame for a bad round again!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Arne Reodique,Such Is Golf\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798315699859\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/29\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 136\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.29d","brand":"Arne Reodique","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48588087361791,"sku":"9798315699859","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/book-of-excuses-arne-reodique-9798315699859","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}