{"product_id":"brain-droppings-george-carlin-9780786863136","title":"Brain Droppings","description":"\u003cb\u003eSometimes, a little brain damage can help.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A book of original humor pieces by beloved comic George Carlin. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, \u003ci\u003eBrain Droppings \u003c\/i\u003eis infectiously funny. Also included are two timeless monologues, \"A Place for Your Stuff\" and \"Baseball-Football.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Readers will get an inside look into Carlin's mind, and they won't be disappointed by what they find: \u003cbr\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eI buy stamps by mail. It works OK until I run out of stamps.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhat year did Jesus Christ think it was?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eA tree: first you chop it down, then you chop it up.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eHave you ever noticed the lawyer is always smiling more than the client?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eI put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf you ever have chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e Carlin demolishes everyday values and yet leaves you laughing out loud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e George Carlin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0786863137\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780786863136\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Hachette Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/12\/1997\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 272\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.00lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.33h x 6.27w x 1.00d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e 03\/15\/1997 pg. 1202\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 03\/15\/1997 pg. 428","brand":"George Carlin","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44044873236735,"sku":"9780786863136","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_bd5f437f-47a2-4758-b77d-f95f3a506c17.jpg?v=1684975405","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/brain-droppings-george-carlin-9780786863136","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}