{"product_id":"buick-cannon-a-joke-from-brandon-berntson-9798672485218","title":"Buick Cannon (A Joke From the Moon): A Wacky, Zany, Slapstick Werewolf Tale","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNow with 3 bonus comical tales of horror: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the Kingdom of the Roach, Shapeshifter Blues, \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003eand \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eDreams of Blood!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBuick Cannon is a bookstore owner in the town of Peekie, Colorado. He is also a werewolf. After stepping into a portal on his way to work, things begin to get zany. A black mansion he knows nothing about haunts his sleep, and a strange bloodlust begins to rise. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut there's no moon outside. Spaceships are chasing him. He's drinking too much, and on top of everything else, he can't stop imagining his fellow coworker, Christine, naked. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBuick hasn't the slightest idea what the hell is going on. As the local law enforcement closes is, he isn't sure he can restrain himself. What follows is a bloody, comical reign going back several centuries . . . to a curse as old as time itself!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brandon Berntson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798672485218\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/05\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 134\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.42lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.29d","brand":"Brandon Berntson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47427718054143,"sku":"9798672485218","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_faa8f765-3a17-4487-91e5-e60b98332222.jpg?v=1761581140","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/buick-cannon-a-joke-from-brandon-berntson-9798672485218","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}