{"product_id":"burps-boogers-and-broken-rules-allen-r-smith-9798304470933","title":"Burps, Boogers, and Broken Rules: The Ultimate Guide to Being a Kid","description":"Welcome to the unpredictable world of the fourth grade. A magical crossroads where childhood curiosity meets the first signs of tween chaos. It's an age when pizza day is cause for celebration, long division is a nightmare, and every day involves questionable snacks and burping the alphabet. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn this heartfelt tribute to ten-year-olds everywhere, we explore the delightful absurdities of life as a fourth grader. The endless stream of wild questions like, \"Why can't I have cake for breakfast?\" \"Why did the Tooth Fairy leave Joey five bucks and I only got one?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFor parents, kids, and anyone nostalgic for simpler, messier days, this book captures the unfiltered honesty, chaotic creativity, and pure brilliance of childhood. So, grab a snack, settle in, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and nod approvingly. Because growing up has always been as ridiculous as it is wonderful.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Allen R. Smith\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798304470933\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/22\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 236\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.71lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.50d","brand":"Allen R. Smith","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48487253213439,"sku":"9798304470933","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_ec945077-a6fd-4b60-8644-72eabf70c88d.jpg?v=1778059338","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/burps-boogers-and-broken-rules-allen-r-smith-9798304470933","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}