{"product_id":"butts-on-things-2027-wall-brian-cook-9798881607661","title":"Butts on Things 2027 Wall Calendar","description":"\u003cb\u003eIt's impossible to be bummed if you're looking at bums . . . it's science! Crack up all year long with this hilariously immature wall calendar.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhether it's buns on buns or cracks on cacti, no object is spared from a little backside brilliance. Perfect for a white elephant gift exchange or a funny birthday present for your friend, the \u003ci\u003eButts on Things 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/i\u003e is bold. It's bizarre. It's the crack-up your wall's been begging for. Hold on to your butts, the year just got a whole lot cheekier. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFeatures include: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12\" x 12\" (12\" x 24\" open)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover design eliminates need for plastic packaging \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on FSCÂ(R)-certified paper with soy-based ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlanning spread for September-December 2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpans January-December 2027\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial major world holidays and observances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoon phases, based on Universal Time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach monthly spread features a full-color booty-ful original illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWE PLANT TREES -- Andrews McMeel is a proud supporter of Trees for the Future, a nonprofit organization that trains communities on sustainable land use so that they can build vibrant regional economies, thriving food systems, and a healthier planet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brian Cook\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798881607661\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrews McMeel Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/30\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 24\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Wall\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.52lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 12.04h x 11.85w x 0.20d\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNot available to be shipped via Media Mail\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brian Cook","offers":[{"title":"Wall","offer_id":48801224753407,"sku":"9798881607661","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/butts-on-things-2027-wall-brian-cook-9798881607661","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}