{"product_id":"calm-swearing-coloring-book-for-adults-9781523734696","title":"Calm: Make Today Your Bitch the Epic Profane Adult Coloring Book: Swear Word finds Sweary Fun Way - Swearword for Stress Rel","description":"Stress-Relieving Sweary Sayings Coloring Book Get FREE BONUS pages at \u003cb\u003ewww.fckyeahcoloring.com\u003c\/b\u003e and preview the book  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Do you have an annoyingly loud neighbor? Coworkers who don't know their shit? Or a boss you really want to stick your middle finger to?\u003cbr\u003e Let it all out with this wonderful sweary coloring book  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Designed for your swearing relaxation, this coloring book is filled with gross sayings such as \"Keep calm and Fuck You\" and \"My Middle Finger Salutes You.\"\u003cbr\u003e These naughty inspirational quotes are paired with mean animals and relaxing scenes. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Grab Your Copy Now to Blow Off Steam and Restore Your Peace of Mind Immediately  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Here's what you're going to get from this unbelievable book: \u003cbr\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e25 sweary sayings perfect for your boss...or someone else \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eCarefully prepared by 2 Professional Art Studios \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003ePrinted and Published by Amazon and its printing house \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eSpecial, one-time promotion price: ONLY $5.38 instead of $14.99 \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eIncludes Free Bonus Pages inside: www.fckyeahcoloring.com \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Here are the sweary sayings in this badass swearing book: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eI speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm and Real Shit\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eKeep calm and Fuck You\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDestroy what destroys YOU\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBe Yourself, Everyone Else is a Twat\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eMake Today Your Bitch\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHakuna Mafuckit\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDo Epic Shit\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eMy instinct is to be MEAN to you...\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eI am very powerful and feared by many.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDrink the Coffee, Be the Shit\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBoss Bitch in the House\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHow 'bout let's do nothing?\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eMy middle finger salutes you.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eI don't have a dirty mind...I have a sexy imagination.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBacon...\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eNO \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDon't fucking tell me to smile.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eLife is better when you're DRUNK.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eC'mon inner peace, I don't have all day.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eShut up and do yoga...\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eI do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding. I drink wine.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eSmile...and make a bitch mad.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDon't care if you like it.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eI'm unstoppable...because I don't know how.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eThe End? FUCK, NO \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Every page is designed to help you relax, contrasting disgusting swears and sayings are paired with mean animals and relaxing scenes.\u003cbr\u003e Simply choose your favorite coloring tools and start with the illustration that moves you  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Order Now to begin your sweary journey  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Swearing Coloring Book for Adults\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1523734698\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781523734696\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/29\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 56\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.34lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.02h x 8.50w x 0.12d","brand":"Swearing Coloring Book for Adults","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43987812155647,"sku":"9781523734696","price":8.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_6de68702-26f2-41ae-9dee-a5eb0d25332b.jpg?v=1683291118","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/calm-swearing-coloring-book-for-adults-9781523734696","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}