{"product_id":"camp-mcclane-grant-fieldgrove-9798338717684","title":"Camp McClane: Extended Cash Grab Edition","description":"Hey, do you love horror movies? How about those really cheesy (awesome) ones from the 80's? If yes, have we got a book for you! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe author of Meet Me at Jimmy's Arcade, and The Archie \u0026amp; Elise Mysteries invites you to journey back in time to when all horror movies were rated R, scripts were an afterthought, actors didn't matter, and PC was just a crappy computer! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMysterious psycho killer Carl Langer, whose origin story is a little muddled from all the reboots, is enjoying the fact that everyone seems to be too scared to come to his stomping ground, Camp McClane...until some idiot decides to re-open it. Now, it's back to the old grind for Carl and his pet cat as they set off to kill everyone in sight and set up as many jump-scares as possible, regardless of the stress involved in doing so! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCamp McClane is a love letter to the wonderfully awful slasher movies of the 80's, especially Friday the 13th and the million other cheap knockoffs, that will have you dying from laughter. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAlso featuring three terrifying short stories by the author! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eOnline Reviews for Camp McClane, from people the author swears he does not know: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"I absolutely adored every moment of Camp McClane and can't wait to sink my teeth into whatever else of Mister Fieldgrove's I can find. I can't thank Mister Fieldgrove enough for this masterpiece of a love letter to the horror community. For fired-up fans of Freddy, mischievous minions of Michael, or just juvenile joyriders into Jason, this book is for you! All others feel free to get out now, while there's still ti--eeugh!\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Definitely a hilarious laugh out loud book! It's like a good bad joke cause it's funny but so gory at times! Absolutely loved it!\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"When I first started reading Camp McClane it took me back to those old low quality cheesy yet suspenseful movies (not that it's low quality!) Grant seriously nailed it, I genuinely loved it. This was an awesome experience and if you're looking for a book to read at your next book club? You found it. Read it today guys!!\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Honestly, I loved this book. It was so fun and entertaining, not to mention, the author took all the cliche horror troupes and made them hilarious.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Grant Fieldgrove\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798338717684\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/09\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 234\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.54lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.49d","brand":"Grant Fieldgrove","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46545903976703,"sku":"9798338717684","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_c026a594-a1a1-40ee-80f0-e66a9b96bd19.jpg?v=1738183660","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/camp-mcclane-grant-fieldgrove-9798338717684","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}