{"product_id":"cardio-with-the-easter-orc-eva-brandt-9798250012324","title":"Cardio with the Easter Orc: A Cozy Holiday Monster Romance","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI'm an Orc personal trainer with one mission: get the Easter Bunny shredded before the holiday rush. The problem? A curvy chocolatier who keeps tempting him, and me, with her dangerously good truffles.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name is Brok. I'm seven feet of green muscle, tusks, and discipline. I've trained Minotaurs for maze runs and the Headless Horseman for his midnight ride. I don't fail my clients.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Barnaby the Easter Bunny is testing me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's soft, sluggish, and sneaking carbs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe culprit of this corruption? A tiny bakery called The Cocoa Bean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy plan is simple: confront the owner, cut the sugar supply, and get Barnaby back on track.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen I meet Hazel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe doesn't flinch at my size. She argues with my scowl. She wields a rolling pin like a weapon and guards her pastries with the fierce devotion of someone who truly loves butter. And she has no idea I'm an Orc in disguise or that her sweetest \"customer\" is a magical being on a deadline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI came here to stop Barnaby from cheating.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm supposed to stay focused.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut around Hazel?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFocus is the first thing to melt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA cozy holiday monster romance and Little Red Riding Hood retelling, \u003ci\u003eCardio with the Easter Orc\u003c\/i\u003e blends enchanted fitness, forbidden sweets, and irresistibly flirty tension. Perfect for readers who love the gym-ready spice of \u003ci\u003eMuscles \u0026amp; Monsters\u003c\/i\u003e and the whimsical magic of \u003ci\u003eLegends \u0026amp; Lattes\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Eva Brandt\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798250012324\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/10\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 276\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.61lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.62d","brand":"Eva Brandt","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49172533641471,"sku":"9798250012324","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/cardio-with-the-easter-orc-eva-brandt-9798250012324","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}