{"product_id":"casket-for-sale-only-used-jeff-strand-9798648470361","title":"Casket For Sale (Only Used Once)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe third book in the wildly popular series of horror\/comedy novels featuring Andrew Mayhem \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn GRAVEROBBERS WANTED (NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY), he took a job digging up a shallow grave.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt turned out badly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn SINGLE WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS SAME, he took a job as a bodyguard at a seance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt turned out worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut now, meet the new, improved Andrew Mayhem. He has a real job. He's a better father and husband. And he's vowed to quit accepting money from strange women in coffee shops to perform tasks that go terribly, terribly wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis time he's just taking a relaxing camping trip with his family and best friend. No shortcuts. The gas tank is full. The sinister warning of the crazy old man is taken seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, when you're Andrew Mayhem, you just can't help being attacked by a group of savage killers bent on inflicting ghastly torture and bringing horrific death. Relentlessly pursued through a booby-trapped forest, it's one crisis after another as Andrew fights to protect his family, loses a body part or two, and faces the single darkest moment of his entire life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAction-packed, twisted, and completely outrageous, CASKET FOR SALE (ONLY USED ONCE) is the funniest and scariest Andrew Mayhem adventure yet \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeff Strand\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8648470366\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798648470361\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/28\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 260\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.85lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.59d","brand":"Jeff Strand","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44126779375871,"sku":"9798648470361","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_06390be1-6fb4-425e-b791-22241a890c2b.jpg?v=1687450117","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/casket-for-sale-only-used-jeff-strand-9798648470361","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}