{"product_id":"chaos-survival-handbook-m-zishakz-9798273030251","title":"Chaos Survival Handbook: A Rookie's Guide to Mayhem, Because Hopes and Dreams Won't Save You, Planning Ahead Just Might","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe world is wobbling on the edge of collapse - and you still don't know what size batteries your flashlight takes ?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChaos Survival Handbook is your brutally honest, darkly funny guide to outsmarting disaster before it outsmarts you. Forget feel-good pep talks and motivational nonsense; this book is for real people who know that hope is not a plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll learn how to stock food and water, defend your home, pack a bug-out bag, and stay sane when the world loses its Wi-Fi signal. It's practical, sarcastic, and painfully relevant - a rookie's roadmap for anyone who prefers preparedness over panic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause when chaos comes knocking, hopes and dreams won't save you - but planning ahead just might\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e M. Zishakz\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798273030251\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/06\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 54\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.14lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.11d","brand":"M. Zishakz","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49083788689663,"sku":"9798273030251","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/chaos-survival-handbook-m-zishakz-9798273030251","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}