{"product_id":"chicken-poop-for-the-soul-david-fisher-9780671014421","title":"Chicken Poop for the Soul: Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit","description":"\u003cb\u003eRuthlessly hilarious, this is the world's first \"sin-spirational\" book, a parody guide absolutely guaranteed never to be an Oprah's Book Club selection. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIs \"Chicken Soup\" Too Sweet for Your Soul? \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen you take the road less traveled, do you get lost? When bad things happen to other people, do you feel good? Do self-help books make you feel selfish and helpless? Congratulations, you're one of us. Welcome to the farthest side of reality--and the first collection of stories sure to harden your heart and dampen your spirit. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eChicken Poop for the Soul \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHere is the story of \"Step-Mother Teresa\" who turned an orphanage in Calcutta into a sweatshop...and \"The True Meaning of Love,\" romance as seen from a stalker's point of view. Explore the positive side of feeling bad in \"The Joys of Depression.\" Learn the code of the urban teacher who vows \"I will never respond to a student's demands, no matter how outrageous, with the phase 'Over my dead body.'\" Read the multimillion-dollar government study that discovered that the primary cause of anxiety in America is government studies. And, finally, learn the true secret of happiness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e David Fisher\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0671014420\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780671014421\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Gallery Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/01\/1997\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 160\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.46h x 5.52w x 0.44d","brand":"David Fisher","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43946892525823,"sku":"9780671014421","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_050b34da-62a7-4b2e-a568-d049e9d3ade0.jpg?v=1681515634","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/chicken-poop-for-the-soul-david-fisher-9780671014421","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}