{"product_id":"christ-the-conqueror-jason-l-gooding-9798375135991","title":"Christ the Conqueror","description":"\u003cp\u003eGoing for broke, never going woke, and picking up right where the last book left off, beloved children's author Jason L. Gooding serves up another highly addictive dose of edge-of-your-seat, sphincter-tightening excitement in this thrilling, new installment of the \u003ci\u003eFather Murphy\u003c\/i\u003e series!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuckle up, and say your prayers as everyone's favorite good cop\/bad \u003ci\u003edemon\u003c\/i\u003e embark upon a desperate mission to save the world from doomsday, a mission fueled by whiskey and bad decisions-a mission rife with blasphemy, beheadings, and \u003ci\u003ebutt fucking!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnjoy the ride as Gooding goes \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eFULL \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eretard, blurring that fine line between tortured genius and derivative hack, uniquely fusing different tropes and genres in a manner one respected and renowned critic described as \u003ci\u003e\"the literary equivalent of clown porn\"\u003c\/i\u003e while inspiring another to remark, \u003ci\u003e\"Reading this book was every bit as entertaining and uplifting as watching kittens and baby ducks being fed to large snakes.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor some of you, this will be a chance to broaden your horizons, expand your vocabularies, and take another bold step into the dark, mysterious world of Father Murphy. For others, those of you who like to sound out your syllables or have not held an actual book in the sweaty, hairy palms of your unwashed hands since receiving your GED in the mail, it will be little more for you than an opportunity to practice reading with your mouth closed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jason L. Gooding\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798375135991\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/27\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 246\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.74lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.52d","brand":"Jason L. Gooding","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49167541633279,"sku":"9798375135991","price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/christ-the-conqueror-jason-l-gooding-9798375135991","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}