{"product_id":"citizen-pain-elise-sax-9781542533362","title":"Citizen Pain","description":"\"With quirky characters reminiscent of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series and a small-town heroine redolent of Charlaine Harris' Sookie Stackhouse, Sax's second Matchmaker novel will no doubt delight fans and new readers alike.\"-RT Book Reviews \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's me, again. Gladie Burger. If you know me, you know that I hate blood. And I hate root canals even more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut I finally have my first matchmaking client, and she works for the town's dentist. He says I need dental work. Of course, he has to knock me out to put a drill in my mouth. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen I wake up, the dentist has been murdered, there's blood everywhere, and my first client is the number one suspect. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf that's not bad enough, there's a cult in town waiting for an alien invasion, and they've declared war on the townspeople. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGrandma says not to worry about the aliens or the murder because I have \"The Gift,\" but she's definitely concerned about the hunka-hunka-burnin'-love neighbor who's hiding something. He, the Chief of Police, and I are locked in a triangle of attraction. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrankly, I don't know which way to turn...the annoying, womanizing metrosexual Chief of Police or the attentive lumberjack hottie who's way too secretive. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFirst thing's first: I need to solve the mystery of the dead dentist, and I need to clear the name of my first matchmaking client. If I don't, she'll go to jail, and I'll be a failure as a matchmaker. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd honestly, I can't resist a murder mystery. I'm the queen of nosy buttinskis. Do you blame me? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eCitizen Pain\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e is the second book in the \u003cb\u003eMatchmaker Mysteries series\u003c\/b\u003e. It's a humorous, romantic small-town mystery.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Elise Sax\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1542533368\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781542533362\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/15\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 352\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.90lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.73d","brand":"Elise Sax","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43938307506431,"sku":"9781542533362","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_2f10efb1-4934-43e3-a006-539316ed8d28.jpg?v=1681434933","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/citizen-pain-elise-sax-9781542533362","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}