{"product_id":"come-stains-justin-orlando-9798252792989","title":"Come, Stains","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cb\u003eStains\u003c\/b\u003e, an overly enthusiastic puppy who greets everyone he meets with unstoppable excitement. As Steve walks him through the neighborhood, Stains encounters bakers, joggers, bikers, and curious neighbors - each interaction more chaotic than the last.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSteve tries to keep things under control by calling out: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Come, Stains!\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, Stains never seems to listen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten in playful \u003cb\u003elimericks and styled like a classic children's picture book\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003ci\u003eCome, Stains\u003c\/i\u003e is a \u003cb\u003etongue-in-cheek adult parody\u003c\/b\u003e that turns innocent rhymes into laugh-out-loud double entendre.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs the encounters escalate, Stains leaves a trail of awkward reactions behind...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis ridiculous parody is perfect for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eFans of \u003cb\u003eadult humor picture books\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eReaders who love \u003cb\u003eclever double entendre comedy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunny gag gifts for friends\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDog lovers with a sense of humor\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone who enjoys \u003cb\u003eparody children's books for adults\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you like \u003cb\u003esilly limericks, mischievous dogs, and humor that's just a little inappropriate\u003c\/b\u003e, you'll love watching Stains make his way through town.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust remember...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSteve warned everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Come, Stains!\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Justin Orlando\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798252792989\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/19\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 26\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.19lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.07d","brand":"Justin Orlando","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48460478808319,"sku":"9798252792989","price":14.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_ea17493d-b3af-4684-810d-543688645b2e.jpg?v=1777415026","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/come-stains-justin-orlando-9798252792989","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}