{"product_id":"confessions-of-a-dork-lord-mike-johnston-9781524740818","title":"Confessions of a Dork Lord","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDespicable Me\u003c\/i\u003e meets\u003ci\u003e Diary of a Wimpy Kid\u003c\/i\u003e in this hilarious illustrated middle grade adventure that follows a hapless warlock-in-training as he struggles to live up to his great and terrible destiny\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMeet Wick. He's the son of the Dark Lord, heir to the throne of black and broken glass, and next in line to be the leader of the Grim World. Too bad he's stuck in Remedial Spell Casting (he can barely even cast the fart-revealer spell), he's allergic to fire and brimstone, and the bullies at school insist on calling him Dork Lord. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFull of humor, hijinks, and lively illustrations, \u003ci\u003eConfessions of a Dork Lord\u003c\/i\u003e follows Wick through the pages of his journal as he comes up with a genius plan to defeat his foes, achieve greatness . . . and survive Middle Ages School. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"I loved every page, and your kid will too!\" --Melissa de la Cruz, bestselling author of the Descendants series\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"It's not easy being bad. But this book will give you a head start.\" --Pseudonymous Bosch, bestselling author of the Secret series\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Hilarious! Not to be missed!\" --Eoin Colfer, bestselling author of the Artemis Fowl series\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mike Johnston\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1524740810\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781524740818\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/28\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 352\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.00lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.30h x 5.70w x 1.20d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/b\u003e 5.8\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/b\u003e 9\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/b\u003e Middle Grade\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eQuiz #\/Name: \u003c\/b\u003e511695 \/ Confessions of a Dork Lord\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 11\/01\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 10\/28\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e 12\/01\/2019 pg. 57\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBulletin of Ctr for Child Bks\u003c\/i\u003e 01\/01\/2020","brand":"Mike Johnston","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44052028588287,"sku":"9781524740818","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_5f7f7aae-c15e-40a9-b619-7fa3db1083cf.jpg?v=1685016560","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/confessions-of-a-dork-lord-mike-johnston-9781524740818","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}