{"product_id":"confessions-of-a-tiny-genius-david-a-willson-9798349351013","title":"Confessions of a Tiny Genius: A Short Story","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA hilarious and heartwarming short story told from the perspective of a baby genius-because someone has to make sense of this ridiculous world.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSage is seven months old. She drools. She babbles. She's stuck in a highchair that squeaks when she thinks too hard. But behind those wide eyes and wobbly limbs lies a mind sharper than most adults on their second cup of coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Confessions of a Tiny Genius, Sage takes readers on a laugh-out-loud journey through the chaos of early development-grappling with philosophical questions, decoding parental behavior, and forming alliances with overlooked toys. From bath-time diplomacy to the first sparks of inter-baby communication (BabbleNet, anyone?), she's determined to survive and reshape the world-one nap at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for fans of observational comedy, witty short fiction, or parents who suspect their child might be silently judging them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- A short, comedic read\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ideal for fans of clever narrators, baby humor, and modern satire\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Great gift for new parents, grandparents, or anyone who's ever looked at a baby and thought, What are you thinking in there?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e David A. Willson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798349351013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e David A. Willson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/23\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 102\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.24lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.21d","brand":"David A. Willson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46962306810111,"sku":"9798349351013","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_b67b83e5-1bbc-4b95-9e15-cd15d274e4d1.jpg?v=1750649956","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/confessions-of-a-tiny-genius-david-a-willson-9798349351013","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}