{"product_id":"confessions-of-a-wayward-catholic-frank-scoblete-9781491824269","title":"Confessions of a Wayward Catholic","description":"\u003cp\u003eConfessions of a Wayward Catholic is a hilarious yet insightful account of Frank Scoblete's years from kindergarten through grandparenthood as a confused, wayward, seemingly ever-sinning Catholic. Join Frank for a possibly hell-bound ride as he attempts to understand what God and religion are all about. Will Frank reach the pearly gates or be banished to eternal damnation?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I love my husband but there is stuff in this book that is disgraceful and should never have been written!\" - Alene Scoblete, wife\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Francis Scoblete has been a major sinner ever since he came to elementary school. I watched him closely at the dances.\" - Sister Jerome Blake, in charge of making sure girls and boys slow danced a foot apart.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I don't know why Jewish kids went to a Catholic school but I'm proud they did well in religion.\" - Chief Rabbi Sol Bernstein\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I believe that you should love your neighbor as yourself. Luckily, Frank lives in another town and is not my neighbor.\" - Jesus Christ\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Scoblete says I have no sense of humor. I will afflict him with boils and sores over his whole body, just like I did Job.\" - God\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Frank Scoblete has been wayward for over six decades. He's my main man!\" - Satan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Frank Scoblete\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1491824263\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781491824269\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Authorhouse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/26\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 216\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.71lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.49d","brand":"Frank Scoblete","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43936221659391,"sku":"9781491824269","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_73524e8f-06be-488e-9af5-202802f66b90.jpg?v=1681424296","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/confessions-of-a-wayward-catholic-frank-scoblete-9781491824269","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}