{"product_id":"confessions-of-an-angry-dwarf-joseph-j-bailey-9781493779697","title":"Confessions of an Angry Dwarf: A Dwarven Guide to Dwarfdom","description":"Just because you're short, crotchety, seldom bathe, like to drink, and have a beard doesn't make you a Dwarf. (1) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTo see how much you differ from the typical (2) Dwarf, you have but to read \u003ci\u003eConfessions of an Angry Dwarf\u003c\/i\u003e. If you still think you're a Dwarf after reading this concise guide to Dwarfdom, then you will not be the only one full of surprise. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eConfessions of an Angry Dwarf\u003c\/i\u003e will correct (3) any (4) misperceptions you may have about the ancient and noble traditions of Dwarfdom. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you're a bit more certain about your identity but have ever wanted to explore the inner workings of the Dwarven psyche (5,6), then \u003ci\u003eConfessions of an Angry Dwarf\u003c\/i\u003e will be your gateway to a world probably better left unvisited. With enlightening chapters such as \u003ci\u003eAll that Glimmers Might be Gold\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eAllies and Whether ta Tolerate 'Em\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eWhen NOT ta Wear Full Plate\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eTha Fine Art o' Belchin'\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eGrabbin' tha Dragon by tha Horns\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eWhen Yer Beard Catches Fire\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eOn Learnin' ta Growl\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eOne Good Thumpin' Deserves Another, \u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eOn Never Conformin' ta Expectation\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eConfessions of an Angry Dwarf\u003c\/i\u003e delivers a veritable treasure trove of almost useful information on realizing one's potential as a Dwarf. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf, on the assuredly remote possibility you still maintain some interest in Dwarves, then \u003ci\u003eConfessions of an Angry Dwarf\u003c\/i\u003e will be your irrefutably refutable guide to Dwarfdom and Dwarven endeavor. (7) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eObservations from a talking axe\u003c\/b\u003e: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e1. These qualities will generally draw comparisons to things other than Dwarves. \u003cbr\u003e2. Or atypical in the case of Urdaen \"Flamebeard\" Doomhammer. \u003cbr\u003e3. More likely further. \u003cbr\u003e4. Or many. \u003cbr\u003e5. Such as it is. \u003cbr\u003e6. Brave soul that you are. \u003cbr\u003e7. Now go grab your axe, don your armor, and start reading!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Joseph J. Bailey\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1493779699\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781493779697\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/15\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 118\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.28d","brand":"Joseph J. Bailey","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49162994614527,"sku":"9781493779697","price":11.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/confessions-of-an-angry-dwarf-joseph-j-bailey-9781493779697","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}