{"product_id":"cook-off-alethea-eason-9798231733286","title":"Cook-Off!","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's been ten months since my species' invasion failed, but you know the old saying \u003cem\u003eWhen first you don't succeed-\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy Earth name is Deborah Jones, but the Home World knows me as Dbrrrksh of the House of \u003cem\u003eMpfld\u003c\/em\u003e. A new invasion is imminent, but I have a more pressing problem: buds have erupted on my six alien tentacles, meaning I'm a candidate for a life-and-death battle to see if I have the right stuff to defeat the Supreme High Matriarch one day. But, a Home World mean girl has come to Earth. She's spent years preparing for the trials and is the odds-on favorite to snack on me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy best friend Willy discovers he has a knack for cooking and his own contest to worry about: the \u003cem\u003eSacramento\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003eTween\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003eCook-Off\u003c\/em\u003e. My grandmother, Commander Psgbttk, is writing a cookbook called \u003cem\u003eRecipes for Cooking Humans\u003c\/em\u003e and has perfected a human-flavored jellybean. Grandmother wants me to be Willy's sous chef for the grand finale. Does she think I'll prepare Steak Tartar for the Home World to feast upon?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Cook-Off countdown is ticking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo much for seventh grade. If I don't outsmart Grandmother, everyone on Earth is toast.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Alethea Eason\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798231733286\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Alethea Eason\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/10\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 274\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.58d","brand":"Alethea Eason","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169502961919,"sku":"9798231733286","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/cook-off-alethea-eason-9798231733286","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}