{"product_id":"corn-cows-and-the-apocalypse-felicia-jedlicka-9781946092274","title":"Corn, Cows, and the Apocalypse","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe zombie apocalypse meets Left Behind.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRejected by God, the survivors of the reckoning must fight to keep the Earth.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis semi-heretical take on the reckoning follows the \"survivors\" of the reaping as they deal with the trauma of being God's benchwarmers. When the desiccated corpses of the chosen ones reanimate, the end of days starts to look more like a true apocalypse. To rid themselves of this dangerous and nuisance plague, the powers that be, (a.k.a. the a-holes God didn't want) decide to take a note from history and use these demon-ridden corpses for entertainment. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter the infamous and greatly exaggerated apocalypse takes the souls of nearly half the world's population, Lenore is left to figure out life beyond the banality of her previously humble existence. But, with the demon-ridden corpses of her former neighbors trying to kill her, there isn't much time for self-exploration. In fact, the end of days is turning out to be a lot of work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFortunately, Lenore has found some new friends to help protect her. The only downside is that they expect her to help fight off this demon invasion. As a devoted coward, Lenore is reluctant to give up her tried-and-true strategy of running like a ninny. However, with more and more demons stepping out of hell and donning the skin of familiar strangers, Lenore is running out of places to hide. It might be time for her to fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Felicia Jedlicka\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1946092274\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781946092274\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Felicia Jedlicka\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/24\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 280\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.67lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.63d","brand":"Felicia Jedlicka","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48874037281023,"sku":"9781946092274","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/corn-cows-and-the-apocalypse-felicia-jedlicka-9781946092274","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}