{"product_id":"crap-to-consider-while-traveling-allen-thomas-9781969726385","title":"Crap to Consider While Traveling Through the Universe at 66,627 MPH While Sitting Here","description":"\u003cp\u003eDoes the universe have enough crap in it? Maybe. Cat crap, mouse crap, dog crap, elephant crap, outer space crap--it all looks like crap to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn my life, I've been told that I might be full of it, so I just decided to get some of it out of me and make the pile a little bigger. So my hope is that this crap in this book makes your crapping experience a little more fun. And in my life, I've been told to hit the hole, so I hope I have with this crap and haven't created another black hole in the universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust try not to step in it too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThanks, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAl Thomas\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Allen Thomas\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1969726385\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781969726385\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Authors' Tranquility Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/30\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 40\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.15lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.10d","brand":"Allen Thomas","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48801270333695,"sku":"9781969726385","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/crap-to-consider-while-traveling-allen-thomas-9781969726385","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}