{"product_id":"crazy-cat-poems-for-crazy-jackson-dean-chase-9781540339911","title":"Crazy Cat Poems for Crazy Cat People: The Complete Bukowski, Cats, and Me","description":"\u003ci\u003eThe perfect weird, funny holiday gift idea for Cat Owners and Charles Bukowski fans!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003eHave you ever wondered what it's like to be a cat trapped in a world of dogs? This gorgeous volume collects the \u003cb\u003e#1 best selling poetry\u003c\/b\u003e chapbooks \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eLove at the Bottom of the Litter Box\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDeath of a Scratching Post\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e, and combines them with \u003cb\u003eall-new sad, funny, and thoughtful cat-themed poems\u003c\/b\u003e written especially for this \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBest of Raw Underground Poetry\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e collector's edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's a cat or kitten in every poem, and while they are definitely the stars of some, other poems are more about their owners: their loneliness, challenge to fit in, and the creative struggle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e- SAMPLE POEMS -\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"YOU HAD ME AT MEOW\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou had me at \"meow,\" my friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou had me with three sleepy blinks, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewith the tender flick of your tail, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ethe purr in your throat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou had me with all these things: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003etreasured moments\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ecurling in my lap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"MY BEST FRIENDS ARE CATS\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy best friends are cats.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey are me, and I am them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe both love our routines\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand hate anything that disturbs them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe do what we want, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewhen we want.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe're happy being alone, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ebut happy to be together when it suits us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe're loyal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe love deeply, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand when that love is broken, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewe slink away to lick our wounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe'll never fit in, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eeven when we try.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eEspecially when we try.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd so we stop trying to fit in\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand start trying to be ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWant more weird, wild poems? Don't miss USA Today bestselling author Jackson Dean Chase's epic, \u003ci\u003eBUKOWSKI'S GHOST, \u003c\/i\u003e winner of the Best Poetry Collection of 2016.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jackson Dean Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1540339912\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781540339911\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/12\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 90\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.32lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.22d","brand":"Jackson Dean Chase","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43984953606399,"sku":"9781540339911","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_380916b4-3a83-4a45-abb5-1613eede1b5d.jpg?v=1683274933","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/crazy-cat-poems-for-crazy-jackson-dean-chase-9781540339911","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}