{"product_id":"crazy-stephen-wormington-9781544794914","title":"Crazy: A Shadow Origins Novel Volume Four","description":"Hello reader, I'm Crazy. Odd title for a novel, I know, bit it got your attention, didn't it? Since Mr. Author here can't seem to think of a way to sum up my story in the traditional back cover\/query letter style, I've taken it upon myself to break the rules - 'cause that's what I do. I'll get to what the story is about in a minute, but first I'm gonna give you the main reasons you'll want to read it... One: reading it will be great exercise; you may quite literally laugh your butt off! Two through sixty-eight: it's freakin' awesome! Why? Because it's all about me! Sixty-nine through seventy-seven: need I say more? Oh yeah, I guess I do. Chaos drops me in the lagoon of an island in the middle of nowhere (which also serves as a prison for a super-hot mermaid named Shannon), like that's gonna hold me. Sure enough, right after I rescue Shannon, these pirates come along and, with a little persuasion, allow me to take over their ship. \"Commandeer\" I believe is the proper word, and thus begins the building of my fleet of scalawags. But wouldn't you know it, this guy I used to know before I was born starts to interfere with my fun, all because he wants to conquer the world or something. That ain't happening! Go ahead, I dare ya to read this novel...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Stephen Wormington\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1544794916\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781544794914\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/11\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 464\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.36lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.94d","brand":"Stephen Wormington","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49164326469887,"sku":"9781544794914","price":16.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/crazy-stephen-wormington-9781544794914","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}