{"product_id":"crime-rhymes-ii-dixie-j-whitted-9781790631346","title":"Crime Rhymes II: Vice Verses","description":"Filled with over 190 lethal limericks and punny poems along with some quirky cartoons, all with a mystery twist. Includes a special bonus feature: the short story \"The Adventure of the Baffled Blacksmith,\" where Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes take on the Lizzie Borden case. Samples of the sinister stanzas: COLD CUSTOMERSEmbalmer Montmorency RomeIs a cheerful, if wizened, old gnome.But his wife, Cora Mae, Has left him today: He wouldn't stop bringing work home.NET LOSSAn amorous athlete named DennisWas explaining his sport to Miss Glennis. \"'Love' means 'nothing',\" he said, So she shot him dead-Then realized he meant \"in tennis.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dixie J. Whitted\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1790631343\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781790631346\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/01\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 120\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.41lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.28d","brand":"Dixie J. Whitted","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48486086705407,"sku":"9781790631346","price":8.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_559f75e3-7432-4324-bed8-a7e2ed558181.jpg?v=1778053584","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/crime-rhymes-ii-dixie-j-whitted-9781790631346","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}