{"product_id":"crooked-pathways-charlie-newlands-9781482038477","title":"Crooked Pathways","description":"Crooked Pathways A collection of hilariously woeful yarns rinsed in the darkest of humour, draped across a paranormal catastrophe waiting to happen! *** Smashed on glue, Jimbo became intuitively aware of his fleshy remains being pulled gently from him like eggshell being peeled from a hard-boiled egg. It would seem that not breathing nor needing to breathe was a truly awesome and infinitely more effortless way to be! He felt as though a gigantic cosmic sponge had absorbed all the wretchedness from his life, sucking all his karmic woes away. This was an excellent feeling. *** Danny Texas is not a well lad. Battling with leukaemia he takes you through a heartrending comedy as a patient at Glasgow Royal Infirmary in the 1980s, finding himself trapped in a geriatrics ward. A poignant tale about a pure radge. *** Jimbo and his three stoned friends decide to cycle from Bristol to the Black Mountains revved up on microdots, valium, and eggs beans and chips. A psychedelic bike-ride these four loons will never forget as they accidentally stray onto blighted land soaked in historical eeriness. *** What does an opinionated, belligerent, alcoholic atheist do when he finds himself in a weird after-life, marooned in a Cornish pub? Cosmic Mark, has to come to terms with being dead as well as being dead thirsty for whiskey. The time has come for a settling of scores, the time has come for a little driNky... Let the haunting begin!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Charlie Newlands\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1482038471\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781482038477\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/26\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 154\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.24w x 0.36d","brand":"Charlie Newlands","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49162809114879,"sku":"9781482038477","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/crooked-pathways-charlie-newlands-9781482038477","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}