{"product_id":"crypto-cuck-brad-gosse-9798275117462","title":"Crypto Cuck: How Dad Lost His SOL","description":"Crypto Cuck: How Dad Lost His SOL\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis is the tragicomic tale of one man, one meme coin, and one spectacularly catastrophic financial faceplant.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten like a children's book. Drawn like a Saturday morning cartoon. But absolutely, unequivocally \u003cb\u003enot\u003c\/b\u003e for kids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCrypto Cuck\u003c\/b\u003e follows a wide-eyed, dead-inside dad who gambles the family nest egg on magic internet money and watches his entire life unravel... one poor decision and rug pull at a time. It's the feel-bad book of the year... and you're going to laugh your ass off reading it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis cautionary tale of coin-flipping, meme-chasing, and financial self-immolation is perfect for anyone who's: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEver lost money in crypto (so... all of us)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeen ghosted by a startup, a spouse, or a Solana wallet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDitched their job chasing internet riches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOr just enjoys watching other people make worse life choices than them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is for the crypto bro who still says \"WAGMI\" with a straight face, wears a hoodie to weddings, and keeps trying to pay for lunch in ETH even though everyone just wants to split the check on Venmo. He's got 14 browser tabs open, all charts, none profitable. He once took out a personal loan to ape into a frog coin with zero utility and thinks \"financial literacy\" means memorizing his seed phrase. He doesn't read books, he reads tweets. But this one? He might actually finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll meet: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDad, the dreamer-turned-degen who YOLOs the family savings into JPEGs and vapor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMom, who sees the Lambo dreams for what they are and runs off with a developer named Rajjeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJunior, who learns the blockchain, exacts revenge, and somehow turns it all around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a story of greed, delusion, financial ruin, betrayal, and redemption. Told in delightful rhyming couplets and illustrated in a style suspiciously similar to the books that used to teach you the ABCs... before you had to learn about APR, APY, and the soul-crushing reality of margin calls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCrypto Cuck\u003c\/b\u003e is a hilarious, cynical, brutally honest parody of modern digital finance culture. It's like reading a bedtime story, if bedtime was 3 a.m., you're sweaty, your wife left, and you just mortgaged your house for a coin called Buttfart Inu.\u003c\/p\u003eGive this book to: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe crypto bro in your life (he needs it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour ex who swore Dogecoin was \"gonna change everything\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour friend who won't shut up about NFTs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour dad, so he never tries this crap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOr yourself, as a harsh, but hysterical... mirror\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eGreat for birthdays, Christmas, divorces, or just a good old-fashioned intervention. Comes with zero financial advice, 100% schadenfreude, and absolutely no do-overs (just like real crypto).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf you've ever wondered, \"Could this be the dumbest book I've ever laughed out loud at?\". Yes it could.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy \u003ci\u003eCrypto Cuck\u003c\/i\u003e. Give the gift of laughter at someone else's expense. It's cheaper than therapy and less volatile than Solana.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brad Gosse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798275117462\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/18\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 42\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.27lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.11d","brand":"Brad Gosse","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49170850906367,"sku":"9798275117462","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/crypto-cuck-brad-gosse-9798275117462","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}