{"product_id":"curses-and-blessings-for-all-bradley-trevor-greive-9781449414849","title":"Curses and Blessings for All Occasions","description":"\u003cb\u003eInternational best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive has a proven track record with more than 20 million books sold in 115 countries. BTG brings his trademark witty and engaging style to \u003ci\u003eCurses and Blessings For All Occasions\u003c\/i\u003e, the perfect humorous gift book that can lend itself to any circumstance or event.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eMay your yogurt be teeming with bacteria.\u003c\/i\u003e International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, \u003ci\u003eCurses and Blessing For All Occasions\u003c\/i\u003e. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlessings include: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e May your corpse be museum worthy. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cb\u003eCurses include: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e May small dogs exploit all your insecurities. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bradley Trevor Greive\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1449414842\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781449414849\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrews McMeel Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/31\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 72\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 5.40h x 5.50w x 0.50d","brand":"Bradley Trevor Greive","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":43935860424959,"sku":"9781449414849","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_efb00acd-0fd1-47fb-abce-a8f06c0f0045.jpg?v=1681422243","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/curses-and-blessings-for-all-bradley-trevor-greive-9781449414849","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}