{"product_id":"dad-bod-dollar-bill-devon-mitchell-9798231772377","title":"Dad Bod$ \u0026 Dollar Bill$","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle age doesn't have to suck. But it might wear tight pants.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the least sexy male revue you didn't know you needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce, they were Friday night legends-carved out of muscle, drowning in swagger, and fully convinced the glory days would last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFast forward a few decades, and the only thing still carved is their credit score. After a global pandemic, a couple of divorces, and careers that flatlined harder than their metabolism, these five former football stars are broke, unemployed, and sharing a rental house that smells like regret, protein powder, and the ghost of last week's questionable takeout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet The Dad Bods.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen the options run dry, they do the only logical thing left: throw on some spandex, crank up the disco, and reinvent themselves as middle-aged \"performance artists.\"\u003cbr\u003e(Not strippers. God no. That's their line. It's a blurry line, but it's there.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat begins as a half-baked plan to survive turns into a full-blown spectacle-with packed venues, rabid fans, and a shot at the Vegas stage they never saw coming. Along the way, they find something better than their abs (which, let's face it, were already on borrowed time): purpose, brotherhood, and the confidence to make complete fools of themselves-in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's not a comeback. It's a reckoning embrace.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA celebration of the new reality: middle age will make you reconsider every life choice... like believing sneezing is still a low-impact activity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Devon Mitchell\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798231772377\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Devon Mitchell\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/12\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 262\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.55d","brand":"Devon Mitchell","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50664402583807,"sku":"9798231772377","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dad-bod-dollar-bill-devon-mitchell-9798231772377","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}