{"product_id":"dad-genius-dan-kenney-9781539920434","title":"Dad Genius: Blitherings of a Stay-at-Home Dad","description":"\u003cb\u003eIncredibly Stupid...and Really, Really, Funny!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe woman had a baby.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThen she had two.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThey needed sleep, and shelter, and lots of food.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSo much food.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eBut still they came. One after another the children came until one day there were 8.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThen the woman handed the 8 children to the man. \"It's your turn,\" she said.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe man had no plan, below average cooking skills, and a complete inability to fold a sweater.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eHe did things differently than the woman. At first, it was upsetting to some. But eventually, even the skeptics could see. There was something about the way he did things.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSome called it Genius. And the man? He called it\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDAD GENIUS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAnd this is his story.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet it now!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003ePRAISE FOR DAD GENIUS: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Makes a below average door stop.\"\u003c\/i\u003e Door Stops Monthly, starred review.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"A book almost as dumb as its author.\"\u003c\/i\u003e Tom, Dan's best friend from high school.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"A stunning achievement.\"\u003c\/i\u003e Dan's high school English teacher when informed 80% of the book was written in complete sentences.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"We agree with Tom. This book is really dumb.\"\u003c\/i\u003e Jeff and Mark, Dan's other friends from high school\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I have no idea. He won't let me read it. That means it's embarrassing, right?\"\u003c\/i\u003e Dan's mom.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet it now!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dan Kenney\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1539920437\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781539920434\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/04\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 246\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.70lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.51w x 0.56d","brand":"Dan Kenney","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49164141723903,"sku":"9781539920434","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dad-genius-dan-kenney-9781539920434","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}