{"product_id":"dad-jokes-james-whitfield-9798249672843","title":"Dad Jokes: 500 Terrible Puns That Will Make You Laugh, Groan \u0026 Roll Your Eyes: The Ultimate Collection of Hilariously Bad Jokes Every Dad Needs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning\u003c\/b\u003e: This book contains 500 jokes so bad, they're actually good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom animal puns to holiday howlers, school groaners to classic one-liners - this is the ultimate collection of dad jokes that will have the whole family laughing (or groaning).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the dad who thinks he's funnier than he actually is. Which is every dad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside you'll find 500 jokes in 10 hilarious categories: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnimals - Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFood \u0026amp; Cooking - What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScience \u0026amp; Nature - How do you organize a space party? You planet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWork \u0026amp; Office - I used to be a banker... but I lost interest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily Life - Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, they won't fit me.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchool \u0026amp; Learning - Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSports \u0026amp; Games - Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolidays \u0026amp; Seasons - What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRandom Classics - How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBonus Groaners - The worst of the worst. You've been warned.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe perfect gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas stockings, or any day that needs more terrible puns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e James Whitfield\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798249672843\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/24\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 76\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.16d","brand":"James Whitfield","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48743128137983,"sku":"9798249672843","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dad-jokes-james-whitfield-9798249672843","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}