{"product_id":"damsels-in-arms-michael-h-kelly-9781453882795","title":"Damsels in Arms","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe city is under siege.\u003cbr\u003eThe army is hopeless.\u003cbr\u003eThe only volunteers are a tavern keeper and a punk.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome back to the \u003cb\u003eRampant Damsel Tavern\u003c\/b\u003e, where trouble is always on tap and common sense is permanently out of stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs the armies of mighty Durka surround the city of Lurke, victory seems impossible. Magic has failed. Heroes are in short supply. Military leadership leaves rather a lot to be desired. Fortunately, Brutehilde-the strongest barmaid in the kingdom-and her irrepressible companion Polly have never allowed impossible odds to interfere with a perfectly good adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat follows is an outrageously funny fantasy epic packed with desperate battles, eccentric detectives, improbable inventions, heroic last stands, disastrous military plans, airborne privies, sinister sausage wagons, and enough absurdity to make even the invading army question its life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut beneath the laughter lies a city worth saving, friendships that are tested to breaking point, and consequences that echo long after the jokes have landed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for readers who love \u003cb\u003ecomic fantasy\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003ehumorous epic fantasy\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003efantasy adventure\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003esword and sorcery comedy\u003c\/b\u003e, and \u003cb\u003esatirical fantasy\u003c\/b\u003e in the tradition of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Tom Holt and Craig Shaw Gardner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReturn to the world of the Rampant Damsel, where every victory is improbable, every plan is questionable, and absolutely anything can happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michael H. Kelly\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1453882790\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781453882795\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/21\/2010\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 306\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.91lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.64d","brand":"Michael H. Kelly","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49162543595775,"sku":"9781453882795","price":18.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/damsels-in-arms-michael-h-kelly-9781453882795","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}