{"product_id":"dark-stormy-nights-g-longtale-9781068406317","title":"Dark \u0026 Stormy Nights: Tales Best Left Untold","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShake up a cocktail of chaos, dark humor, and island madness - and what you get is \u003ci\u003eDark \u0026amp; Stormy Nights\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis memoir blends: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003e2 shots of Hunter S. Thompson's \u003ci\u003eThe Rum Diary\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003e1 generous pour of Tucker Max's \u003ci\u003eI Hope They Serve Beer in Hell\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eA splash of \u003ci\u003eCalifornication\u003c\/i\u003e's unapologetic dark humor\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eAll served with a twist of tropical storms, sinking boats, and Bermuda Police Department hospitality.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the moment G. Longtale touched down on the tiny island, life became a blender full of rum, questionable choices, and hilarious consequences. This is not a travel guide - unless you want step-by-step instructions on how to ruin a scooter, flee from cops in boxer shorts, or sink your social life (along with your boat) faster than you can say \"Dark \u0026amp; Stormy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who's ever dreamed of island life - or woken up on a beach wondering where their dignity went - \u003ci\u003eDark \u0026amp; Stormy Nights\u003c\/i\u003e is the ultimate island misadventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSip slowly. Read irresponsibly.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e G. Longtale\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1068406313\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781068406317\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e G.Longtale\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/12\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 134\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.36lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.31d","brand":"G. Longtale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47072071090431,"sku":"9781068406317","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_95f51ff0-d223-4b1d-900a-12803477bbaf.jpg?v=1753415714","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dark-stormy-nights-g-longtale-9781068406317","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}