{"product_id":"dating-disasters-and-other-cosmic-carl-morton-9798348205669","title":"Dating Disasters and Other Cosmic Jokes: A Single Girls Guide to the Galaxy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTIRED OF SWIPING RIGHT ON ALL THE WRONG STARS IN THE DATING UNIVERSE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre you exhausted from navigating the cosmic maze of modern dating?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Ever felt like your love life belongs in a sci-fi comedy?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Ready to turn your dating disasters into stellar success stories?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you answered yes to any of these questions, keep reading...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this hilarious and heartfelt guide, you'll discover how to transform your dating life from a black hole of disappointment into a universe of possibilities. Written by someone who's survived everything from ghosting galaxies to commitment-phobic constellations, this witty companion will be your North Star through the often-chaotic world of modern romance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom mastering the art of online dating to dealing with exes who have more gravity than a supermassive black hole, this guide combines practical advice with cosmic humor. Whether you're recovering from a supernova breakup or preparing for first contact with a promising prospect, you'll find real-world solutions wrapped in stellar metaphors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis astronomical adventure offers candid insights into the modern dating scene while keeping you laughing through even the darkest corners of the dating universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Perfect for independent women aged 25-35 navigating the modern dating scene\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Ideal for readers who love self-help with a side of sass\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Essential for anyone healing from heartbreak while maintaining their sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Great for busy professionals seeking practical dating advice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Must-read for those who appreciate pop culture references and witty commentary\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe guide goes beyond typical dating advice, offering a unique blend of humor and healing that speaks to today's independent woman. It's not just about finding love - it's about discovering yourself in the process and learning to thrive in your own orbital path.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a seasoned dater or new to the scene, you'll find comfort, wisdom, and laughter in these pages, along with practical strategies for navigating the complex world of modern relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLaunch your journey to better dating - Grab your copy now and prepare for takeoff.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Carl Morton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798348205669\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Carl Morton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/24\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 62\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.21lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.13d","brand":"Carl Morton","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851367919871,"sku":"9798348205669","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dating-disasters-and-other-cosmic-carl-morton-9798348205669","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}