{"product_id":"dead-clown-barbecue-jeff-strand-9798329225631","title":"Dead Clown Barbecue","description":"A man who finds a severed nose on a plate on his dining room table. A bell that can summon Satan (maybe). Casual Fridays at work that get out of control. A cheery outlook on the post-apocalyptic landscape. The final thoughts of a doomed skydiver. A girl punished by having to share a bed with her grandmother's corpse. Revenge via baking a tarantula into a cake. A romance between two carnivorous genetically enhanced plants. And the lost tale of Fangboy. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThese are only a few of the demented stories in \u003ci\u003eDead Clown Barbecue\u003c\/i\u003e, a collection of twenty-nine gleefully macabre tales, seven of which were written just for this collection. There's even a brand new one about a ventriloquist dummy. Those things creep you out, right? You'll laugh. You'll scream. Okay...you probably won't actually scream, unless you already had issues before you started reading, but you might cringe and get a little spooked. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTable of contents: \u003cbr\u003eIntroduction\u003cbr\u003ePett Semmuteary\u003cbr\u003eComeuppance\u003cbr\u003eThe Apocalypse Ain't So Bad\u003cbr\u003eThe Bell...FROM HELL!!!\u003cbr\u003eWork\/Life Balance\u003cbr\u003eStop Stabbing Me\u003cbr\u003eEight-Legged Vengeance\u003cbr\u003eThe Drop\u003cbr\u003eHere's What Happened...\u003cbr\u003ePregnancy Test\u003cbr\u003eMr. Twitcher's Miracle Baby-Chopping Machine\u003cbr\u003eThe Carver\u003cbr\u003ePush the Button\u003cbr\u003eSpecimen 313\u003cbr\u003eMy Knife Collection\u003cbr\u003eDrain Bamage\u003cbr\u003eGramma's Corpse\u003cbr\u003eBurden\u003cbr\u003eRough Draft\u003cbr\u003eFangboy and the Troll\u003cbr\u003eDead in the Water\u003cbr\u003eImmunity\u003cbr\u003eThe Big Bite\u003cbr\u003eWe Believe\u003cbr\u003ePoor Career Choice\u003cbr\u003eTrue Hero\u003cbr\u003eChomp (A Cautionary Tale)\u003cbr\u003eThe Severed Nose\u003cbr\u003eDummy\u003cbr\u003eStory Notes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeff Strand\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798329225631\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/24\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 344\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.11lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.77d","brand":"Jeff Strand","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46867259293951,"sku":"9798329225631","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_13450427-223b-4251-8208-a5c827ccaf65.jpg?v=1747454311","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dead-clown-barbecue-jeff-strand-9798329225631","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}