{"product_id":"death-machines-of-death-vince-kramer-9781621051169","title":"Death Machines of Death","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll machines suddenly come to life for some reason and go on a rampage to kill every human being on the planet. It's kind of like that movie \u003ci\u003eMaximum Overdrive\u003c\/i\u003e, only ten time as fucking brutal \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWelcome to the Big Old Gaylord Opryland Resort  Do you lack the energy to get a date? Are you batshit insane and looking for a cure? Are you a pants-shitting senior who wants to stop being old? Do you hate Stephen King? Then, this weekend, there's a seminar for you  Sure, there's a comet flying through space bringing all machinery to life and killing everybody, but don't worry about that  Here, have a sandwich  Visit our many attractions  See our massive convention center (of \u003ci\u003edeath\u003c\/i\u003e), our beautiful atrium (of \u003ci\u003edeath\u003c\/i\u003e), and our arcade (of \u003ci\u003edeath\u003c\/i\u003e)  Ignore the massive senior citizen orgy. Don't talk to the kid in the wheelchair. We guarantee the elevator will \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e transform you into a cyborg. Mr. Coffee \u003ci\u003eisn't\u003c\/i\u003e trying to kill you. And there is absolutely nothing suspicious going on in the basement. (Don't go down there though, \u003ci\u003eseriously\u003c\/i\u003e).\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eTake a load off, have a good time, and prepare to \u003ci\u003edie\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDeath Machines of Death is an apocalyptic horror comedy by Vince Kramer that just so happens to be a million times better than anything you've ever read before. And if you think for one minute that those boring literary classics like \u003ci\u003eThe Great Gatsby\u003c\/i\u003e or \u003ci\u003eMoby Dick\u003c\/i\u003e are better than this, then you're fucking stupid \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Vince Kramer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1621051161\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781621051169\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Eraserhead Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/01\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 150\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.44lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.35d","brand":"Vince Kramer","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43939292381439,"sku":"9781621051169","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_39786fd3-fe04-4a36-89f5-763fefcff511.jpg?v=1681440640","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/death-machines-of-death-vince-kramer-9781621051169","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}