{"product_id":"deplorable-me-kim-cormack-9780995965263","title":"Deplorable Me","description":"\u003cb\u003eFORCES OF NATURE DO NOT BEND TO THE WILL OF FATE. THEY EVOLVE.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBUCKLE UP, DARK FANTASY LOVERS. THE DAUGHTERS OF SETH PROPHECY HAS BEGUN!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn Unapologetically Feral Sexy Scifi Dark Fantasy Thrill Ride!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Female Dark Fantasy Antihero! Let Your Freak Flag Fly!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eOrin was fine with being a relief pitcher. Tiberius was becoming impossible to resist, and Grey was boiling rabbits in the backyard, jealous. What could go wrong?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith their Guardian abilities unlocked in a mystic ritual, the Dragon sisters of Clan Ankh slice and dice their way through the afterlife, saving mortals by comically clearing out demons and hybrid infestations while triggering powers they have no idea how to use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAfter the Guardian paternity bombshell, Lexy knows her Guardian sire purposely left her to be tortured for five years so she'd have a shot at surviving Immortal Testing. First-Tier souls need to be broken to be built. They needed a part human, part Guardian and were willing to sacrifice her youth. \u003ci\u003eWhat does one do with information like that?\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen your pastimes include murdering two hundred demons at dusk and traipsing through the wilderness as a stone-cold feral assassin for a Clan of immortals, you're waving a red flag. Her Handler was used to it. She was keeping it casual with Orin, and crazy was Tiberius' jam.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill Lexy blow up her Handler bond by succumbing to what's happening with Tiberius?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill she stop biting her friends?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill she go on a feral Dragon murder spree with her sister?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003eThe information contained within this book is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this may inadvertently trigger a Correction. If you've shown great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by the Guardians of the In-between. For your soul's protection, you must join one of three Clans of immortals on Earth. Clan Ankh, Trinity or Triad. They will attach you to your Testing Group. You will be taken to another world and dropped into Immortal Testing to prove that even after dying thousands of times, you comprehend the greater good and would never leave your fallen behind. You will be returned to Earth to serve an eternity with Tri-Clan, training new Correction survivors, maintaining order and protecting the mortal population from themselves.\u003ci\u003e You are still reading this, aren't you?\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eWelcome to the Children Of Ankh Universe.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRead it now!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Kim Cormack\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0995965269\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780995965263\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Mythomedia\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/17\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 322\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.82lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.67d","brand":"Kim Cormack","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49161736814847,"sku":"9780995965263","price":16.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/deplorable-me-kim-cormack-9780995965263","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}