{"product_id":"detention-diaries-emery-trax-9798282778762","title":"Detention Diaries: A Wacky Laugh Out Loud Elementary School Misadventure Chapter Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cb\u003eCalvin Cobbler\u003c\/b\u003e-fifth-grade disaster magnet, accidental ant smuggler, and proud survivor of the Great Compost Faceplant of Goosebottom Falls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this hilariously chaotic tale, Calvin's week goes from bad to worse after he crashes a girl's bike into a rose bush, releases a battalion of Army ants on the school bus, and earns a permanent spot on Principal Fudgepants's \"List of Doom.\" Between run-ins with biker gangs, betrayal by his best friend, and a surprise ambush by an angry tabby cat, Calvin just wants to make it home in one piece... and maybe avoid total humiliation along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when the ants come marching back for revenge, things really get messy. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetention Diaries\u003c\/b\u003e is a laugh-out-loud chapter book packed with slapstick mayhem, unlikely heroics, and one very unfortunate bicycle. Buckle up-surviving fifth grade was never part of the plan.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Emery Trax\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798282778762\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/06\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 74\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.18lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.18d","brand":"Emery Trax","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48588052431103,"sku":"9798282778762","price":7.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/detention-diaries-emery-trax-9798282778762","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}