{"product_id":"diary-of-don-jon-timmie-guzzmann-9783748276586","title":"Diary Of Don \u0026 Jon: Ninja Book For Kids With Slimy Animal Jokes","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe story covers Don \u0026amp; Jon, the twin brothers, who love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods and soon discover that there are even freakier phenomenons out there in the wild.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e The twins love hunting everything edible like slimy frogs, snakes, alligators, and even spiders. \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Inside you'll find some hilarious Mississippi Bayou hunting stories with vibrant colored illustrations. \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Make sure to check out your pants before reading because these hilarious Dr.\u003cbr\u003e Seuss style rhyming adventures of Don \u0026amp; Jon have the tendency to rip kid's pants because kids just LOL when reading about these different funny scenes.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Parents love to join in for the fun!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Inside you'll find hilarious hunting adventures that are told by the funny twin brothers. \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e If you love green slimy frogs, snakes and other dangerous animals that are lurking in the woods and if you love to discover the funny and hilarious ways of how Don \u0026amp; Jon go about catching, whacking, and whopping these scary green animals in the Mississippi woods then you owe it to yourself to check out these unforgettable and entertaining adventures for yourself!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Chapter 1: There Ain't Nothin' Finer Than Moonlight Hunting For Snakes n'Frogs \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Don and his twin brother Jon are sneaking into a rich people's country club \u003cbr\u003e in the middle of the night. They discover that the ponds are teeming with plump frogs inside. They did not see the snakes coming from outside...How do they find out of this trap?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Chapter 2: Bullfrog Quaking, Snake Hunting And A Mysterious Strange Ninja \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Chapter 3: The Choice Between A Cute Pomeranian Puppy and a Pitbull Hunter \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Chapter 4: The Hacky Sack\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Chapter 5: Jokes \u0026amp; Poker\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Chapter 6: The Annual Yard Sale \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Chapter 7: Armored Snakes \u0026amp; Alligator Wisdom\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Chapter 8: The Redneck Logic Of Don \u0026amp; Jon\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Surprise your kids today with this hilarious Ninja Adventure Kid Chapter Book for Boys Between 6 and 12. If your kids love the South, Mississippi, the Country, Rednecks, Snake Hunting, Bayou Stuff, Frogs, Snakes, Snails, Alligators, Spiders, Ninja Self-Defense, Wood Adventures, Mystery \u0026amp; Mud Secrets then this is definitely what you are looking for. Get your copy today and LOL together with your boys...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Timmie Guzzmann\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 3748276583\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9783748276586\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Infinit Boy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/28\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 52\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.18lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.11d","brand":"Timmie Guzzmann","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48874280091903,"sku":"9783748276586","price":5.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/diary-of-don-jon-timmie-guzzmann-9783748276586","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}