{"product_id":"diddly-squat-jeremy-clarkson-9781405981972","title":"Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics on Diddly Squat Farm, from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Fans of Prime TV series \u003ci\u003eClarkson's Farm\u003c\/i\u003e will enjoy this companion'\u003c\/b\u003e IRISH TIMES \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eUncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm. Clarkson's farm is the gift that keeps on giving. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut, as one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he just didn't believe that Jeremy could be so incompetent. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNot one to be discouraged, however, our hero decides to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, the doors open on \u003ci\u003eThe Farmer's Dog\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAll British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry protests in central London and a headbutting goat. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat, you may be asking, could possibly go wrong? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOn top of the lavatories packing up and the electricity running out, you mean? As the Cotwolds' newest publican quickly discovers, there's a lot more to landlording than pulling pints. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJust as well, then, that he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald to help him through. Especially now his doctor's told him he's got to become a vegetablist ... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e*along with the whole of the rest of China, apparently \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e___________ \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for \u003ci\u003eClarkson's Farm\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . It pains me to say this'\u003c\/b\u003e GUARDIAN \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Shockingly hopeful'\u003c\/b\u003e INDEPENDENT \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here'\u003c\/b\u003e TELEGRAPH \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Quite lovely'\u003c\/b\u003e THE TIMES\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeremy Clarkson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1405981970\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781405981972\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Penguin Group\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/25\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 320\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.81lbs","brand":"Jeremy Clarkson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48623528607999,"sku":"9781405981972","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/diddly-squat-jeremy-clarkson-9781405981972","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}