{"product_id":"die-empty-kirk-jones-9781941918234","title":"Die Empty","description":"\u003cb\u003emiddle age\u003c\/b\u003e n. 1. Spending one year's disposable income on vinyl figures, only to realize a complete He-Man collection isn't going to make your current life any better. Beast Man and Cyclops don't give a fuck about you or your failing marriage. 2. Resolving to die empty and alone. 3. Death showing up at your office door in need of a vacation. 4. Designing goods for Death that inspire consumer-driven fatalities-faulty steering mechanisms, toxic dishwasher detergent inserts that look like jumbo fruit snacks-anything that will help tip people over the edge before Death has to pursue them. 5. Waking to find your house chock-full of the merchandise you created, merchandise designed to kill. Now everything from pouring your cereal to activating your car's cigarette lighter has become a death trap. Yet as your world falls apart, no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to fucking die.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Kirk Jones\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1941918239\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781941918234\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Atlatl Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/30\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 178\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.46lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.24w x 0.41d","brand":"Kirk Jones","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43937736425727,"sku":"9781941918234","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_08c5b386-c783-46b4-999e-271fe0447a7b.jpg?v=1681431726","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/die-empty-kirk-jones-9781941918234","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}