{"product_id":"dirk-quigbys-guide-to-the-e-e-king-9798348526337","title":"Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife: All you need to know to choose the right heaven","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Impish and delightful-a hilarious Zagat's Guide to Heaven!\"-Ray Bradbury \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A fantastical, profound, hilarious and rollicking good ride through the heavens and hells of the afterlife! A wonderful book.\"-Margaret Cho \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Guide to the Afterlife is a mixture of fact and fiction, faith and mysticism at its best.\" -The New York Journal of Books\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHell's too full, so the Devil hires ad man Dirk Quigby to pen a travel guide enticing travelers to different afterlives: Hindu, Catholic, Protestant (that one's got a lot of subdivisions), Scientologist, and more. Instead of writing a boffo bestseller, Dirk unites all religions in a common goal: kill Dirk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e E. E. King\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798348526337\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Epiphyte Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/15\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 256\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.76lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.54d","brand":"E. E. King","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49167418654975,"sku":"9798348526337","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dirk-quigbys-guide-to-the-e-e-king-9798348526337","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}