{"product_id":"dirty-old-manatee-ward-parker-9781734551150","title":"Dirty Old Manatee: A humorous paranormal novel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMidlife manatee insanity\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho's behind the plot to kill off Florida's sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he's actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMissy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless Mothers4Manatees. Throw in a vengeful vampire who wants to kill her, and Missy's magick is pushed to the limit. Meanwhile, she discovers what life would have been like if she hadn't divorced years ago: living with a flabby, middle-aged guy who leaves the toilet seat up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eDirty Old Manatee\u003c\/i\u003e is Book 6 of Freaky Florida, a humorous fantasy series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women's fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ward Parker\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1734551151\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781734551150\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Mad Mangrove Media\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/13\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 244\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.80lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.55d","brand":"Ward Parker","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46334579572991,"sku":"9781734551150","price":13.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_fedcb9fa-a81e-4a25-a597-6d407d63ad00.jpg?v=1731467219","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dirty-old-manatee-ward-parker-9781734551150","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}