{"product_id":"divorce-is-the-new-black-empress-editions-9798993936505","title":"Divorce Is the New Black: F*ck Off, I'm Coloring My Way to a New Life","description":"\u003cp\u003eDivorce may not have been on your vision board, but here you are--alive, luminous, and one coloring page away from emotional liberation. \u003cb\u003eDIVORCE IS THE NEW BLACK: F*ck Off, I'm Coloring My Way to a New Life\u003c\/b\u003e is the laugh-out-loud, gloriously cathartic companion for every woman navigating the wild terrain of reinvention.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing \u003cb\u003e52 intricately designed, artist-level coloring pages\u003c\/b\u003e, this book transforms heartbreak, paperwork, and questionable exes into something far more delightful: creative therapy with bite. Week by week, you'll color your way through the full midlife glow-up--rage, relief, epiphanies, rediscovered joy, and the heady thrill of realizing you get the whole bed now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach page blends lush, imaginative artwork with wickedly funny captions--perfect for group chats, gal pal nights, or solo evenings with a good drink and better boundaries. Whether you're newly single, almost free, \"divorced in my heart,\" or just supporting someone who deserves the world, these pages deliver a potent mix of humor, beauty, and emotional release.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll find: \u003cbr\u003e✨ \u003cb\u003e52 highly detailed, stress-relief designs\u003c\/b\u003e ranging from triumphant phoenixes to glam goddesses, retro revenge fantasies, and symbolic scenes of freedom and fresh starts. \u003cbr\u003e✨ \u003cb\u003eSnarky, empowering one-liners\u003c\/b\u003e celebrating resilience, reinvention, and reclaiming your damn sparkle. \u003cbr\u003e✨ \u003cb\u003eThemes for every stage of the journey\u003c\/b\u003e--from paperwork purgatory to boundary victory laps, financial glow-ups, solo celebrations, and the emotional renaissance that comes after letting go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of snarky adult coloring books, Nora Ephron-style humor, midlife reinvention stories, and anyone who could use a beautiful, therapeutic laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't just a coloring book. \u003cbr\u003eIt's a weekly ritual. \u003cbr\u003eA reset button. \u003cbr\u003eA portal to your next chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColor the rage. \u003cbr\u003eColor the joy. \u003cbr\u003eColor the woman you're becoming.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey got half the assets-- \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou get the whole new era.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Empress Editions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798993936505\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Empress Editions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/28\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 114\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback","brand":"Empress Editions","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48447250333951,"sku":"9798993936505","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_574104a7-cabd-4ec8-a7ad-277441638966.jpg?v=1777229851","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/divorce-is-the-new-black-empress-editions-9798993936505","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}