{"product_id":"dog-heaven-and-cat-hell-j-j-harlan-9781961492028","title":"Dog Heaven and Cat Hell Are Probably the Same Place: And other ridiculously deep thoughts","description":"If you loved \u003cem\u003eHow to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eDeep Thoughts by Jack Handey\u003c\/em\u003e, then \u003cem\u003eDog Heaven and Cat Hell Are Probably the Same Place\u003c\/em\u003e is your next must-have addition to the collection of the hilarious and delightfully absurd!\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLaugh until you cry as you enjoy this hysterically bizarre compilation of \"profound\" thoughts and absurd quotes such as: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I don't think kidnappers should offer candy and toys to kids. They should offer something educational, like a calculator or a good book. Kids don't read enough nowadays.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I bet a popular joke in medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a \"kick me\" sign on his armor with a magnet.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You'll never find a meteorite made out of cheese, and you know why? Cheese burns up too easily as it falls through our atmosphere.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou'll want to share this treasure trove of ridiculous insights with friends, family, and anyone who has a twisted sense of humor. With its unexpected twists and clever humor, this book guarantees a belly-aching, tear-inducing experience that you won't want to put down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't miss out on this sidesplitting journey into the bizarre and ludicrous corners of the human mind! This hysterical book makes a fantastic and hilarious joke gift for men and women who have an offbeat sense of humor. \u003cstrong\u003eENJOY A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE INTO HILARITY AND BUY NOW!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e J. J. Harlan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1961492024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781961492028\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Starry Dreamer Publishing, LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/01\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 82\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.22d","brand":"J. J. Harlan","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48113775214847,"sku":"9781961492028","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_24631b82-5a2c-43e7-9315-e3bd8f2f0014.jpg?v=1769617233","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dog-heaven-and-cat-hell-j-j-harlan-9781961492028","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}