{"product_id":"dog-owners-manual-written-by-a-dog-obviously-9798241044709","title":"Dog Owner's Manual (Written by Dogs): The Hilarious Guide to Human Servitude and Canine World Domination funny gift book: Funny Dog lover book","description":"\u003cp\u003eThink you're a dog owner?\u003cbr\u003eIncorrect. You are support staff.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDog Owner's Manual (Written by Dogs)\u003c\/b\u003e is the only guide humans were \u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e meant to read-but desperately need. Written from the canine point of view, this laugh-out-loud parody reveals the unspoken rules, routines, and expectations dogs have been following all along.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStraight from the snout of authority, dogs finally explain how humans should behave, when snacks must be delivered, and why walks are not optional but a constitutional right. Equal parts absurd and accurate, this book translates everyday dog behavior into \"official\" instructions your dog assumes you already understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll discover essential canine-approved regulations, including: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eTreat Distribution Standards (more is correct, less is unacceptable)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWalk Scheduling Protocols (late walks will be remembered)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eSofa \u0026amp; Bed Ownership Clauses (shared in theory, owned by dogs in practice)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoor Monitoring Procedures (barking is a form of communication)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eEmergency Food Detection Systems (even sealed bags are not safe)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eEmotional Support Operations (staring at you fixes everything)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the dramatic greeting ritual when you return home to the mysterious need to follow you into every room, every page captures the daily reality of life with a dog-told by the ones who believe they're in charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy this book makes the perfect gift: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hilarious parody written entirely from a dog's perspective\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eInstantly relatable for dog parents, dog lovers, and anyone owned by a dog\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeal for birthdays, holidays, housewarmings, or last-minute gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eA light, fast read that works as both a coffee-table book and conversation starter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour dog already lives by these rules.\u003cbr\u003eNow you can finally read them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e A. Dog Obviously\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798241044709\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/23\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 102\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.32lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.21d","brand":"A. Dog Obviously","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48440654495999,"sku":"9798241044709","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_f5be8eca-b44c-46ac-9cb8-2b2cfcc90b26.jpg?v=1777183908","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dog-owners-manual-written-by-a-dog-obviously-9798241044709","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}