{"product_id":"dont-be-a-cuntulu-khurt-khave-9781541161344","title":"Don't be a Cuntulu","description":"Don't be a Cuntulu \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e We all know one. Somebody who thinks they know everything about the Cthulhu Mythos - but they don't.\u003cbr\u003e This is a Cthulhu Mythos poem for them. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A perfect birthday or Christmas gift when you don't know what to get them and you don't really like them either. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e **ATTENTION** This book is not intended to be gender biased. Male, female, shoggoth - however you identify - if you are a know-it-all jerk then this book is for you  It's just that phonetically cuntulu sounds better than dickthulu. Same meaning, just different body parts. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This is the lowest price they would let us list it as. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Presented by the First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally recognized religion based on the works of our Mad Prophet H. P. Lovecraft and the madness and chaos of the Cthulhu Mythos. Check out the church online at FUCC.IT\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Khurt Khave\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1541161343\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781541161344\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/23\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 28\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.08lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.06d","brand":"Khurt Khave","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44052902576383,"sku":"9781541161344","price":5.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_492896f7-dd0d-4e61-98ec-36665f8c1b3b.jpg?v=1685021291","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dont-be-a-cuntulu-khurt-khave-9781541161344","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}