{"product_id":"dont-count-the-candles-joan-rivers-9780061097973","title":"Don't Count the Candles: Just Keep the Fire Lit!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn this humorous, practical book, Joan Rivers shows every woman how to be the best she can be and stay youthful, healthy, and mellow at any--and every--age. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFilled with entertaining anecdotes and stories, \u003cem\u003eDon't Count the Candles \u003c\/em\u003eprovides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything that every woman needs to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex. Here is Joan Rivers's own unique take on aging: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIQ does not decrease with age. If you were a moron at twenty, you will be a moron at seventy-five.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAt fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEat all you want, just don't swallow it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA roll in the hay keeps the doctor away--unless he happens to be in the hay with you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eTake it from Joan Rivers--you've got a lot of living left to do \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Joan Rivers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0061097977\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780061097973\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e HarperTorch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/02\/2000\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 240\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.81h x 4.24w x 0.81d","brand":"Joan Rivers","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44717687537919,"sku":"9780061097973","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_d8221d44-a3f4-4624-8527-b92afb7ca247.jpg?v=1705689144","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dont-count-the-candles-joan-rivers-9780061097973","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}