{"product_id":"dont-go-in-that-room-annette-marie-westwood-9780998458403","title":"Don't Go in that Room!: A Girlfriend's Guide To Avoiding Dating and Relationship Hell","description":"DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM!\u003cbr\u003eA Funny Dating Advice Book for Women Who Want Love - Not Relationship Horror Stories\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever watched a scary movie and screamed, \u003ci\u003e\"DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM!\"\u003c\/i\u003e - congratulations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou already understand modern dating.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou see the red flags.\u003cbr\u003eYou know that dark basement is a bad idea.\u003cbr\u003eAnd yet... women keep walking straight into emotional chainsaw massacres.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDating today feels like a horror film.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen women chase men, pay for dates, ignore red flags, drink through bad decisions, or give their hearts away too fast - they're basically opening the creepy door and whispering, \u003ci\u003e\"Hello? Is anyone in here?\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpoiler alert: someone is.\u003cbr\u003eAnd he's trash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDon't Go in That Room!\u003c\/b\u003e is a hilarious dating advice book for women who want a good man - and for men who want to deserve them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUsing classic horror movie mistakes as dating metaphors, this relationship guide teaches you how to spot danger early, avoid creeps, and stop sabotaging your own love life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThink of it as a survival manual for modern dating.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll learn how to: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Spot red flags before you get emotionally attached\u003cbr\u003e- Separate boys from men\u003cbr\u003e- Stop chasing emotionally unavailable partners\u003cbr\u003e- Set boundaries that protect your heart\u003cbr\u003e- Avoid creeps without scaring off good men\u003cbr\u003e- Break toxic dating patterns\u003cbr\u003e- Recover from bad relationships and move forward\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlong the way, you'll follow horror-movie-inspired dating rules like: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRULE #1: Never Chase After Your Pet (Translation: Don't chase men.)\u003cbr\u003eRULE #2: Never Go Where You'll Be Trapped (Stop meeting on his turf.)\u003cbr\u003eRULE #3: Never Get Caught Unprepared (Protect your heart and your safety.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't soft advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's funny, blunt, and practical guidance for women tired of relationship chaos and ready to stop starring in their own dating horror stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're single, dating, recovering from heartbreak, or wondering how you ended up texting a guy named Chad at 2 a.m., \u003cb\u003eDon't Go in That Room!\u003c\/b\u003e gives you simple rules to help you avoid emotional disasters - and finally start choosing love that feels safe, respectful, and real.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour dating life doesn't have to be a horror movie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClose the creepy door.\u003cbr\u003eDrop the bad habits.\u003cbr\u003eAnd let this book help you walk toward healthier relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Annette Marie Westwood\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0998458406\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780998458403\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Beverly Hills Eulogy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/09\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 152\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.33d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eIndieReader\u003c\/i\u003e 10\/04\/2017","brand":"Annette Marie Westwood","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48998681608447,"sku":"9780998458403","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dont-go-in-that-room-annette-marie-westwood-9780998458403","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}