{"product_id":"dont-go-there-eric-palmateer-9798985892246","title":"Don't Go There!","description":"\u003cp\u003eDon't Go There! is a story with the perfect blend of everything you want; divine redemption, the future of AI science, hot romance, real political conspiracies, and of course, true love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt the center of it all is Elmo Michaelson, a disgraced former US intelligence soldier suffering from crippling mental illness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThrough a series of twists and turns, Elmo's madness proves to be a blessing when Providence works through him to bring about the peaceful unification of the Korean Peninsula and the development of safe and trustworthy AI technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKnowing Elmo's life leads to these great things, you should definitely root for him... And preemptively forgive him for falling in love with a porn star and aligning himself with Kim Jeong Un along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't rocket science. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou've gotta read this book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Eric Palmateer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798985892246\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Basic Issue LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/11\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 216\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.48lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.49d","brand":"Eric Palmateer","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48446901551359,"sku":"9798985892246","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_8357fc6d-0315-42b5-ba9e-f77b515dab53.jpg?v=1777227489","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dont-go-there-eric-palmateer-9798985892246","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}